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What if a right-handed person, who is a virgin, masturbates with his left hand? Is that infidelity? And if he can masturbate with both at the same time, does that constitute a threesome?
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  1. shreyasOctober 30, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    that really depends ..... does your right hand enjoy or u apperently rape it "if making someone hold it does constitute rape"........ if it does enjoy it then its infidelity

    and doing it with 2 hands is so obviously a threesome....



    robin

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  2. SayanOctober 30, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    Hahahahha good one. Keep em coming. :P

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  3. anirbanOctober 30, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Man!! Sayan!! You haven't changed a bit!!

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